[elektro-etc] Kiszivárgott levél

[Acs Gabor]

Tuti kamu, de vicces :)


Gábor


2013.09.27. 19:47 keltezéssel, Skandar Graun írta:
> Egy ismerősöm osztotta meg velem egy multicég belső levelét.
> Megosztom, mert igen tanulságos!
>
> A nyelvezetért előre elnézést kérek!
>
> Íme a levél:
>
> To: All Hungarian Speaking Staff
> Subject: Improper Language Usage
>
> It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
> office in Hungary that offensive language is commonly used by our Hungarian
> speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is
> highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff.
>
> All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
>
> 1. Words like basszameg, a kurva életbe, fasz and other such expressions
> will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter
> how heated a discussion may become.
>
> 2. You will not say elbaszta when someone makes a mistake, or leszarták if
> you see someone being reprehended, or szar when a major mistake has been
> made. All forms and derivations of the verb szarni and baszni are utterly
> inappropriate and inacceptable in our environment.
>
> 3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any
> circumstances will be referred to as faszfej, genya, szarházi or geci.
>
> 4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as seggfej nor will
> persons who lack initiative be referred to as beszari.
>
> 5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred
> to as baromságok.
>
> 6. Do not say baszogassa az anyukáját if somebody is persistent; do not add
> bazzzmeg, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation.
> Furthermore, you must not say elbasztuk (refer to item 2) nor erre rá
> fogunk baszni when a matter becomes excessively complicated.
>
> 7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say menj a picsába
> nor should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with, mi a faszt akarsz?".
>
> 8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial
> partners rohadt beszállítók.
>
> 9. Do not say menjenek a picsába ezzel a szarral when a relevant project is
> presented to you, nor should you ever answer lófasz a seggedbe when your
> assistance is required.
>
> 10. You should never call partner representatives as rohadt dög or barom
> állat.
>
> 11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such
> as dögös picsa, köcsög állat or buzi homokos.
>
> 11. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say kitörlöm
> a seggem ezzel a szöveggel!
>
> Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.
>
> Thank you.
>